Heroes

Dear World: I, for one, want you to know that Katt Middle Name Williams is and always will be from this day on out OFFICIALLY my hero. While I look up to Katt (or in reality, down) I must ask this simple question. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON? The picture on the left has a slight resemblence to Rafiki (you know, from Lion King) but the picture on the right really reminds me why I love Mr. Williams. I can't really put a finger on what drug I think he's on but I am sure whatever it is must be amazing. So amazing that you are actually CHEESING for a picture that is about to be around the world in 5 minutes thanks to Perez Hilton and TMZ. However I can't say that I'm really mad at him. I just wish that I could have been the first idiot to have my mug shot look like this. Anyways, enough of this ridiculous rambling. Katt, I love you. Your teeth look very nice. You may want to botox around those eyes though. MWAH xox

Hahahhahaha!

I really have no reason to be rude or pass judgment. Why do you ask? Because you all know you are making your own jokes right now. All I have to say is..why would you ever make this photo public to EVERYONE!

**Nicky**

This must have been like that thing that everyone was crazy about in third grade "TRY TO LICK YOUR ELBOW"

But seeing as her brain is still probably on about a third grade level she thought that her elbow was indeed the fat thing that girls like her have going on inbetween their armpits and boobs. Just sayin'

Gel or no gel?

Yeah...this shit is not "all natural" or so he proclaims. You can clearly see the gel and the fact that the front piece is practically erect is the dead give away. Don't even fool yourself, you go to Costco, buy your gel in the deluxe size (in bulk might i add) so that even if you were to walk outside during a hurricane your shit would still be intact. All natural my ass...you gel sir and you know it. This gentleman is a closet hair geler and is not confident enough to admit it. Sorry mane..we all know about your secret obsession.

Coincidence Nicky? I think not. He's a blow-dryer and compulsive gel-er!

We also make plans...but never actually do them.

Nicky: So plan...lemme lay it down.
Cassondra: lay
Nicky: My duties..if i choose to accept them and i do!
Cassondra: [thank god]
Nicky: 1.) make Byrd my "boyfriend" and make him love me in the shortest amount of time possible
Cassondra: check
Nicky :2.) Make sure he hangs out with you and I as much as possible, and bring friend along just so Nathan cannot come...5 is a crowd.
Cassondra: check
Nicky: 3.) Exclude him every time we go out making him ultimately hate his life and his current existence.
Cassondra: mmhm
Nicky: Your duties...do you choose to except them?
Cassondra: i do.
Nicky: 1.) Befriend Byird on a higher level than your current one. Byrd***
Cassondra: hes a hybrid bird
Nicky: hahaha
Cassondra: I'm loling
Nicky: 2.) Make his friend whoever it may be love you.
Cassondra:[in short amounts of time yes?]
Nicky: obviously...
Cassondra: OK
Nicky: 3.) Make Nathan green with envy longing to be in unknown gentleman's place.
Cassondra: green. check.
Nicky: 4.) Deny him of such satisfaction, that of getting you back into his evil midget little clenches and show that you have truly moved on.inevitably showing that Nicky and Sondra will always be the higher power in such "group" no matter who likes or dislikes us or thinks we have big mouths.
Cassondra: ah-men.
Nicky: It's sure fire.
Cassondra: so pretty much i just have to fall in love with anyone other than Nathan and be friend byrd done and done.

Let's start off with a bang shall we?

Alright well I guess I'll start out, This is Sondra's ex boyfriend, we will call him Exhibit A. First let me say that he was a joke a sorry excuse for a person and a waste of our precious fresh air. He is a wanna-be and in all reality just wanted some attention and someone on the back-burner. Let's just start off with this photo, first off what is he wearing..is that a towel? They kind of look like motor cross pants but we all know you need to have all of your chromosomes to actually drive said bike. I think he was just trying to make it look like he had hip bones or something but really, all i see is gut,gut and more gut. Second of all he is the type that wants you when you aren't available and wants nothing to do with you when you are. For the ladies out there that know what I am talking about or have a guy that is like this....RUN! Because trust me i know from personally witnessing it, they will never change. But because Sondra is no longer available he is back up her ass yet again. So far up her ass he took it upon himself to follow us to the club and sit and watch us for probably 3 hours. That's not completely creepy and obsessive at all! So after their four years of back and fourth trying to make it work disfunction I seriously doubt he is going to weasel his stumpy little self back into the picture. I really do wish you the best in your expedition Exhibit A but I cannot say I will be putting money down for your triumph. Sorry.

**Nicky**

It upsets me to say you can't see Exhibit A's best assest: his fake white alligator shoes that, I'm sure, he is wearing after labor day.

Boy, I can really pick em' huh?

xox- Sondra (Hey Nicky! You should get a signature ;) hehe)

Background on Sondra

So I'm Sondra and I'm 20 years old. Currently attending SCC and the manager of Tiger Town. I have a new boyfriend in my life so I figure i will throw that one in there, his name's Joe..nough said. I have had a lot of jobs in my life three of which have been with Nicky. So she wasn't even kidding when she said we are inseparable. I'm moving to my first apartment in a few weeks and it's really exciting so I feel that should also be said. But the basics are that I am very outgoing and outspoken. I tend to be a smart ass and can be extremely sarcastic. I have many crazy ex boyfriends which you will hear about in the near future I'm sure because a lot of Nicky and my conversations revolve around bashing on them. Not because we are catty and have nothing better to do with our lives but more because they continue to amaze us with their ridiculous attempts to get my attention. I'm not even kidding, it's gotten to "stalker level." But moving past that, this blog should hopefully let you take a peak inside our lives because we feel as if everyone should get to laugh as much as we do at ourselves. This is not because we are cocky or conceited but more on the lines of our wit is too priceless to not be heard or read by random strangers. Well that's all for now, I hope you enjoy future posts and get a kick out of it as much as we do.

-Sondra.

Background information on Nicky

I'm 18 years old, I have been friends with Sondra for about 4 years now. We are literally inseparable. But I will fill you in on myself and then she will come in and give you a synopsis of herself. Well I'll give you the general basics, I am leaving for UCM this fall and I'm really excited. I'm going there to study photography and journalism. In all reality I'm pretty outspoken and have no filter on what I say most of the time. Which if you think about it can really get you in a bit of trouble in the long run. I'm not too worried about my mouth overriding my ass at any point though. But here are the REAL main points of my existence..
- I have a tattoo addiction
- Grammatical errors really bug me especially when it's a grade school mistake.
- When I drink my mouth really overloads my ass.
- I tend to monologue a lot.
- My plans never work no matter how in depth they are.
- I once stole a 24 piece bag of fried chicken :)
- I can't usually remember major details but I can recall the most insignificant ones.
So you know you will be hearing from both Sondra and myself so don't be confused if things seems to change out of nowhere.