More Rambling

Your kitten video reminded me that everytime you masterbate god kills a baby kitten. Like, why the kittens? Why couldn't he kill a baby sloth everytime. Noone really thinks they are cute. Or at least noone should!
Anyways, onward.
Nicky- in response to us never having, like, given a kidney or anything let me remind you that we did indeed give blood once. That few pints of blood saved at least three lives and with both of us combined WE SAVED SIX LIVES. The people who donate a kidney are only merely saving ONE life. So I would like to think we did our part in the world. Right?
Also, I was thinking, we may be a bit crude and a little blunt but really...who is going to say this shit if we don't? For the rest of Exhibit A's life he's going to be running around in biker shorts or whatever those were thinkin that he's hot shit and girls find that attractive. And for god's sake Jessica- something had to be said! Seriously, she is just lookin for a slap in the face.

So now that that is out of the way I would just like to give a standing O (FYI I'm still sitting) to all the fat douche bags who think that this fucking TACO BELL DIET is going to shed off the probably 150 pounds that they could spare from their body. First of all- it's called a drive thru diet. You're not going to lose ANYTHING if you're driving everywhere. Here's a thought get off your lazy ass and WALK to taco bell and then maybbeeee you would lose a few pounds. MAYBE. Also I would like everyone to know that as I was getting myself taco bell in the mall today a rather large man decided to do the drive thru diet via the food court and ordered himself four of those puny little taco things with the tomatoes and two regular soft tacos. You're not losing anything except your chances of getting a girlfriend and all of your arteries by buying SIX FUCKING TACOS. Thank you God for good genes.
Thats all :D have a lovely day world
xox- sondraaaa