Ohhh facebook.

Status: Joe is getting ready too go to class for three hours, FML!!!!

Nicky
that to..has TOO many O's. So ya know
Cassondra
you made a mistake when you decided to welcome nicky in to your life with open arms.
Nicky Yes, most make that mistake...then they wished they would have welcomed me with a taser and a bullet proof vest.
Cassondra
I'd go a lot heavier than a tazer for one.
Nicky
I was going to say heavy artillery but I didn't want to sound too dangerous. I mean my god...I'm not Hitler.
Joe It's ok, i think i will live! You can bark all ya want, but till ya bite i will still be there with open arms..!!!
Nicky
I don't bite...there's all those chances of disease and what not. I'm not taking any chances sir. But i'm happy you are accepting me, because I understand that I can be a complete smartass and verbally rip people apart with my large vocabulary and my amazing capability to use said vocabulary in battles of wit. I will work on modesty next.
Cassondra
She needs to work on people skills but if modesty is next then so be it.
Nicky
My people skills are impecable, not only am I completely blunt about how i feel I can slo put it in a way that makes people feel so verbally abused and offended that they are ashamed to be who they are. Where is the bad in that?
Joe
That they are nicky, that they are!!! if you like verbally cutting people into small bite size pieces... but if you cant like people for who they are then you shouldnt like them in the first place an you nicky, well ur ahhh ur just you... i like you the way you are you are a great friend too cassondra an i hope someday a great friend of mine.
Nicky
Woh Sondra changed her name...who knew. And your damn right they should not have a problem with it. But in all reality I am a very nice person I only use my wit for good, unless it is an extreme case where i must defend my honor or honor of others. I'm practically innocent if you think about it. Defending the weak and attacking the stupid. All in good fun and it's totally kosher. Swear to you mane.
Joe I know an thats what i like about cha... always keeping me on my toe's
Cassondra
If half of the people you talked to on a daily basis had half a clue as to what you were saying or the large amount of sarcasm that is hidden behin your words I think that they would describe your social skills as distasteful and somewhat offensive. Compelling to me however because I can see through all of the bullshit that is projected from your mouth dear sweet nicole.
Nicky
Yes this is a very valid point. Because even though i may come off as sweet and innocent, if you read between the lines I am bashing on you in ways you couldn't even grasp without a dictionary and probably the rest of the chromosomes you were born without. Fact of the matter is my dry sense of humor is one of the many things I love about myself. ... See MoreBut if you are an easy target then you bring it upon yourself. And if you are a slutty no good whore who puts out and acts dumb then for god sakes you just deserve a little constructive critisism from me. Im just here to help out for the greater good.
Cassondra
Sounds as if you have a little resenment to a no good whore somewhere out there haha none the less I love you nicky. Cunt or not.
Nicky
I cannot believe you just called me a cunt....