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Sondra: In response to our blood donation and supposedly saving the lives of not one but six human beings i feel the need to remind you of the blatantly obvious facts. The fist one being my blood is completely useless in every way shape and form. Because of the mass amounts of liquor I drink I'm sure it's tainted and the fact that at some point in my life i have done drugs. And we all know that shit stays in your system for like 7 years or some odd number like that. So if they could at all salvage something out of my pint bag the chances are that there was not enough to even save the smallest bay-bay. Now i feel worse about my lack of commitment towards saving lives. My dream of ever being a super hero were just demolished by the new found epiphany.
Now next order of business, I'm going on a date with you know who and I'm actually kind of excited that we are actually going to go out and do something that does not involve five minutes of pointless conversation and then proceeding to fuck like rabbits for next 2 hours. Yes, it is a great work out but my god you can only take so much of that before you get bored or are in too much pain to even find the smallest amount of pleasure from it. I mean sex is good, but only in small amounts and for an average amount of time. Like 45 minutes, anything past that and it's obvious you are both faking the enjoyment and for the ladies...you are uncomfortable for the next few days. To all the guys out there...our vagina cannot take long periods of time being pounded into. Take the hint...we are faking!
Now moving past that, about the Tyra thing. I am not a a fan of her at all. She is old news, washed up and in all reality has thunder thighs. But the thing that really gets me is the fact that she wants to be Oprah so bad. Sorry Tyra it's never going to happen, why do you ask? Because Oprah actually discusses things that have some type of importance Tyra discusses things like "My 16 year old daughter is addicted to make-up." The mother looked like a fucking porn star, it's not like the apple falls that far from the tree. But yeah that's my view on Tyra bitch is going nowhere but down...she peaked and is in denial about it.