The good The Bad and The ugly

So I've come to notice that while I'm single... (which is always if I play my cards right ;)) I tend to come across three guys conviently at the same time. [In case anyone gets any humor out of this tid bit I just tried to stand up, as i was sittin on one of my legs, my pants got caught causing the chair and I to both dramatically and anything but gracefully fall over...sigh]
Anyways. Always 3 guys right?
So currently I'm breaking every rule in the book. I've started talking to exhibit A again (a big no-no), I'm still leading on Joe (whom I just broke up with), and to top it all off I've been hanging out/talking to the compulsive geller. So here we go as I try to justify why I think that all of this is ok (but will end up in a emotional ditch at the end)

The Good:
It had to be Joe. I mean the kid is as nice as could possibly be. Over-bearing, yes very much so but nice none the less. I feel really bad because I know I broke his heart but I am just no good at being in a serious relationship. So let's see how that plays out.

The Bad:
Matt, of course. Why is he bad? Because I know this is trouble waiting to happen but for some reason I like it. Everyone likes a bad boy. Not that he's bad because my God he has the things I look for in a guy; A job, A license and a car, some sort of brain cells and decent amounts of style. Plus, I just have to let everyone know he is not a compulsive GELLER. It's mousse. There was a bottle of it on his sink when I used the bathroom the other night and I'm sure it didn't just walk its way into the basement bathroom, you know, the one only HE uses. It could be worse. at least I like to think so.

The Ugly:
Yes, Exhibit A. AKA nathan. AKA a horrible fucking idea. and yes, I'm completely aware. Why is he the ugly you ask? Not because his face is only mediocre or because he has a horrid body or anything (because he is very attractive when he shaves and works out :]) He's the ugly because this relationship my friends is going to get UGLY. and presumably fast, as it normally does. The only small tiny itsy bitsy peice that is holding me on though is that I am undeniably in love with him. Not that I'd ever tell him that though, then he would REALLY think he has me on a leash. (which is not allowed because that's how I like to think) but so on and so forth here is what will happen. Things will be great for two weeks. Sex. Drinking. Laughing. Him annoying me because he thinks I'm a taxi and his personal bank account. and then, my friends, things will go down hill. Probably starting at the taxi and bank thing. Then I'll be a whore (even though HE is the one who can't keep his d in his pants) and he'll become the asshole and we will argue, fight and curse and then it will be over for a period of time until we decide to try again.
Or at least thats how it's supposed to happen. I think I'll throw a curve ball though. How? I'm not too sure yet. Nicky and I will have to converse on that one. I'm sure she will have ideas.

So needless to say, I am getting myself in a trap. But unfortunatly I love attention and I happen to like a lot of people (all at once? I can't possibly choose when to like someone). So I'm sure in the next two weeks there will be plenty of drama and laughs.

THUS why I think we should have an MTV show. (and according to our poll so do two other maginificent other people)

On a side note I must say that everybody needs to call my mother, CHRISTY, and tell her that her poor child (me) needs a new bed because at the bitter age of 20 my back is going out due to the fact that I'm currently sleeping on a futon mattress on the floor.


LATER PEACHES!
XOX sondra.