Lets define guidette: The female counterpart to the Guido. Usually moderately attractive, with nice fake tits but in desperate need of a nose job. Her voice and personality are so repulsive that only incredibly desperate white males or other Guido's/guidettes will listen to her. She is a mammoth whore, the only type of woman that a Guido won't date rape because he doesn't have to. Usually have anywhere between 3 ad 8 STD's, and the super STD chlamydia is common among the older or more whorish kind. Some of them look like post-op trannies. Common sayings you will here when Guidettes are on topic are as followed, "I totally hooked up with (insert Italian name) last night" or "that skanky-ass guidette? She probably gave you the Chlapmidya"
A female Guido; characteristic for having an absurdly long Italian name, breast implants, and tight clothing. Prominent in New Jersey.A stupid whore with bleached blond dyed hair with excess black roots, gel/ hairspray, highlights, and eye make up. Extra fake boobs usually pop out of the "Italian Princess" shirt that was purchased 10 sized too small with an exposed long dangly silver belly button ring that was most likely pierced at a grimy stand on the board walk. Stretchy fake denim jeans in which the playboy G string will be exposed to accent the playboy bunny necklace that can be found around the neck. You can find these specimens on Myspace whoring themselves, on a Guido's top eight, at any grimy club that plays DJ insane, or at local malls usually socializing with other Guido's and guidettes. If spotted, feel free to hock a loogie.
A female Guido; characteristic for having an absurdly long Italian name, breast implants, and tight clothing. Prominent in New Jersey.A stupid whore with bleached blond dyed hair with excess black roots, gel/ hairspray, highlights, and eye make up. Extra fake boobs usually pop out of the "Italian Princess" shirt that was purchased 10 sized too small with an exposed long dangly silver belly button ring that was most likely pierced at a grimy stand on the board walk. Stretchy fake denim jeans in which the playboy G string will be exposed to accent the playboy bunny necklace that can be found around the neck. You can find these specimens on Myspace whoring themselves, on a Guido's top eight, at any grimy club that plays DJ insane, or at local malls usually socializing with other Guido's and guidettes. If spotted, feel free to hock a loogie.
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