PEREZ HILTON. AKA MY FUCKIN HERO!

Does anyone else read Perez Hilton's amazing blog? Seriously, the man makes me laugh so hard. Not only does he cover the best stories he does this to pictures: (enjoy)

BAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS GOING ON WITH JOHN T'S HAIR? HAHAHA

Tell me this isn't the classiest set of ball's you've seen around. All thanks to Tiger for being a scumbag-man-whore. Inspirational.

secksi man himself. I love perez. love love love.

This is word for word from Perez's blog :

Take it easy, boys!
Prince Harry complained recently about the first double portrait of him and his brother Prince William saying that he looked too ginger — and took a jab at his brother's hair loss!
"I don't know, I'm a little bit more ginger in there than I am in real life, I think," says Harry. "I don't know, and (William) got given more hair, so apart from that, it is what it is, but no it's nice, it could have been worse."
LOLs!
Prince William even brought up his brother's ginger-ness in a speech he gave in New Zealand!
But it appears Harry got the last laugh while in Barbardos speaking to a WWII veteran saying that William "was already bald aged 12."
We think they're both seksi — ginger OR balding!

Seriously. Hilarious!

Anyways, In other news:

--------> I am completely repulsed. Working at the mall I see a lot of ...uhm... characters. One of the most popular being mom's in their 40's at least wearing their daughters (12-14) clothes. Seriously. BUCKLE, HOLLISTER AND ABERCROMBIE ARE MADE FOR YOUTH if you will. Not for your 40 year old saggin' bums. I seriously about vommited when this lady came in today far too tan and wearing a similiar outfit to the one I had on, not pulling it off as well as I might I add. When I'm 40 you'll find me at walmart or fuckin B. Moss or something. NOT BUCKLE. ugh.

Onward;

----------------> Can I just say though, that I love my job. I love the people I work for. I love the people who work for me. This place just rocks my flippin socks off.

Thats all ;D

xox sondra

I WANT THESE SHIRTS!!!!!

The good The Bad and The ugly

So I've come to notice that while I'm single... (which is always if I play my cards right ;)) I tend to come across three guys conviently at the same time. [In case anyone gets any humor out of this tid bit I just tried to stand up, as i was sittin on one of my legs, my pants got caught causing the chair and I to both dramatically and anything but gracefully fall over...sigh]
Anyways. Always 3 guys right?
So currently I'm breaking every rule in the book. I've started talking to exhibit A again (a big no-no), I'm still leading on Joe (whom I just broke up with), and to top it all off I've been hanging out/talking to the compulsive geller. So here we go as I try to justify why I think that all of this is ok (but will end up in a emotional ditch at the end)

The Good:
It had to be Joe. I mean the kid is as nice as could possibly be. Over-bearing, yes very much so but nice none the less. I feel really bad because I know I broke his heart but I am just no good at being in a serious relationship. So let's see how that plays out.

The Bad:
Matt, of course. Why is he bad? Because I know this is trouble waiting to happen but for some reason I like it. Everyone likes a bad boy. Not that he's bad because my God he has the things I look for in a guy; A job, A license and a car, some sort of brain cells and decent amounts of style. Plus, I just have to let everyone know he is not a compulsive GELLER. It's mousse. There was a bottle of it on his sink when I used the bathroom the other night and I'm sure it didn't just walk its way into the basement bathroom, you know, the one only HE uses. It could be worse. at least I like to think so.

The Ugly:
Yes, Exhibit A. AKA nathan. AKA a horrible fucking idea. and yes, I'm completely aware. Why is he the ugly you ask? Not because his face is only mediocre or because he has a horrid body or anything (because he is very attractive when he shaves and works out :]) He's the ugly because this relationship my friends is going to get UGLY. and presumably fast, as it normally does. The only small tiny itsy bitsy peice that is holding me on though is that I am undeniably in love with him. Not that I'd ever tell him that though, then he would REALLY think he has me on a leash. (which is not allowed because that's how I like to think) but so on and so forth here is what will happen. Things will be great for two weeks. Sex. Drinking. Laughing. Him annoying me because he thinks I'm a taxi and his personal bank account. and then, my friends, things will go down hill. Probably starting at the taxi and bank thing. Then I'll be a whore (even though HE is the one who can't keep his d in his pants) and he'll become the asshole and we will argue, fight and curse and then it will be over for a period of time until we decide to try again.
Or at least thats how it's supposed to happen. I think I'll throw a curve ball though. How? I'm not too sure yet. Nicky and I will have to converse on that one. I'm sure she will have ideas.

So needless to say, I am getting myself in a trap. But unfortunatly I love attention and I happen to like a lot of people (all at once? I can't possibly choose when to like someone). So I'm sure in the next two weeks there will be plenty of drama and laughs.

THUS why I think we should have an MTV show. (and according to our poll so do two other maginificent other people)

On a side note I must say that everybody needs to call my mother, CHRISTY, and tell her that her poor child (me) needs a new bed because at the bitter age of 20 my back is going out due to the fact that I'm currently sleeping on a futon mattress on the floor.


LATER PEACHES!
XOX sondra.

I will also define...

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Those who aren't aware...

Lets define guidette: The female counterpart to the Guido. Usually moderately attractive, with nice fake tits but in desperate need of a nose job. Her voice and personality are so repulsive that only incredibly desperate white males or other Guido's/guidettes will listen to her. She is a mammoth whore, the only type of woman that a Guido won't date rape because he doesn't have to. Usually have anywhere between 3 ad 8 STD's, and the super STD chlamydia is common among the older or more whorish kind. Some of them look like post-op trannies. Common sayings you will here when Guidettes are on topic are as followed, "I totally hooked up with (insert Italian name) last night" or "that skanky-ass guidette? She probably gave you the Chlapmidya"
A female Guido; characteristic for having an absurdly long Italian name, breast implants, and tight clothing. Prominent in New Jersey.A stupid whore with bleached blond dyed hair with excess black roots, gel/ hairspray, highlights, and eye make up. Extra fake boobs usually pop out of the "Italian Princess" shirt that was purchased 10 sized too small with an exposed long dangly silver belly button ring that was most likely pierced at a grimy stand on the board walk. Stretchy fake denim jeans in which the playboy G string will be exposed to accent the playboy bunny necklace that can be found around the neck. You can find these specimens on Myspace whoring themselves, on a Guido's top eight, at any grimy club that plays DJ insane, or at local malls usually socializing with other Guido's and guidettes. If spotted, feel free to hock a loogie.

About work.

So I work at Trailhead and I officially hate it because of all the people that are oblivious and completely inept. Like you aren't a big shot because you've chosen this hell hole as your life career. Regardless, only some of the people are terrible. Like this one gentleman who is known as "Creepy" that should tell you all you need to know. I feel as if by Megan's Law he should be required to inform everyone he is a registered sex offender but is not obliging. Not to mention he hasn't showered in I would say ever. So beyond all of this nonsense I am sticking with it even though I truly am not happy at this humble abode. Whatever, it's money and I'm fucking broke.